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SCP-692-UA-J, also known as Connection cockup, is a Keter-class anomaly in the SCP Foundation series.

Overview[]

SCP-692-UA-J denotes a destructive anomaly of unknown origin, recorded to date in the majority of Eurasian and North American regions. It manifests itself by appearing in commutators of telephone exchanges; when the communication channel is switched trough, it replaces the calling party's signal with an atypical one, which energy spectrum exceeds the generally accepted CCITT norms and lies within 300…8814 Hz, reaching the dynamic range of 42 dB. Upon the reception of the telephone signal by the called party, the anomaly affects the transformer and the telephone cap of the device, presumably exerting a vibrating influence on the atomic structure of the handset, almost instantly turning it into a phallic object; the length and thickness of the object seems to correlate with the dimensions of the former. The proximity of the handset to the temporomandibular region of the head and the extraordinary speed of transformation have led to the death of the called party in all recorded cases, caused by terminal intracranial injuries, in some cases passing completely through the skull.

It has not yet been possible to establish the patterns of the anomalous manifestations. The list of persons killed due to its effects is characterised by a wide geographical and social dispersion, and in the vast majority of cases no connection could be established between them; those established are miniscule and give the impression of being accidental, such as visits to the same bakery or possession of astrology books in the home libraries.

If the victim has a telephone recording system, it may sometimes be possible to register a short dialogue or a fragment of speech when receiving the signal. The full set of transcripts of documented conversations is available to all employees with the Level 2 security clearance and higher, in the regional archive of the respective duty station. Below is the most notable of them, in the opinion of the research team.

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Organizations
Major Organizations
Ambrose RestaurantsAnderson RoboticsArcadiaAre We Cool Yet?Black QueenChaos InsurgencyChicago SpiritChildren of the Scarlet KingChurch of the Broken GodDaevitesThe FactoryFifth ChurchGamers Against WeedGlobal Occult CoalitionGreazeburger IncorporatedGRU Division "P"Herman Fuller's Circus of the DisquietingImperial Japanese Anomalous Matters Examination AgencyJust Girly ThingsMarshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.Office for the Reclamation of Islamic ArtifactsSAPPHIRESarkicism (Adytum's Wake, Church of the Eternal Mother, Church of the Red Harvest, The Hunter's Black Lodge)SCP Foundation (O5 Council)Serpent's HandTotleighSoftValravn CorporationVikander-Kneed Technical Media

Minor/Recurring Organizations
Accelerate the FutureAhnenerbe ObskurakorpsBrazen HeartCowboysChildren of the TorchChosen of GodCrystal Elms ProductionsFoundation Elimination CoalitionGiftschreiberHANSARPHouse of ApollyonHouse of StarsLight Courier EnterprisesMyrmidon InternationalPENTAGRAMProponents of Paranormal RightsPokémon CompanySecond Haptic AssemblySin NombreSugarcomb ConfectionerySyncope SymphonyTwelve StarsWesthead MediaY.W.T.G.T.H.F.T.

International Organizations
AnnihilismHiveJapan Organisms Improvement and Creation LaboratoryMeat CircusP.O.R.A.SAPPHIRE

Safe SCPs
Bobble the ClownScarlet KingSCP-072SCP-245SCP-343SCP-432-1SCP-553SCP-695SCP-875-1SCP-875-3SCP-984-1SCP-1049SCP-1285-3SCP-1312-1SCP-1312-2SCP-1357-ASCP-1599SCP-1646-1SCP-1757-ASCP-1888-2SCP-1981-1SCP-2069SCP-2851-1SCP-3148SCP-4338SCP-4812-SSCP-4950SCP-5000-█SCP-(5.782×10⁵⁴)-567SCP-5705-1Suburb SlasherSCP-6789SCP-6977SCP-7091-1SCP-7898

Euclid SCPs
SCP-023SCP-031SCP-046-1SCP-049SCP-071SCP-075SCP-079SCP-080SCP-082SCP-087-1SCP-089SCP-096SCP-136-2SCP-137SCP-153SCP-157SCP-173SCP-178-1SCP-230SCP-247SCP-250SCP-277-R█SCP-286-1SCP-286-2SCP-303SCP-312SCP-333-CSCP-372SCP-400SCP-401SCP-428SCP-439SCP-457SCP-511SCP-513-1SCP-526-2SCP-542SCP-548SCP-567-9SCP-569SCP-617SCP-625SCP-631SCP-647SCP-650SCP-666-1SCP-681SCP-693SCP-701-1SCP-735SCP-745SCP-747SCP-767-15SCP-777-1SCP-797SCP-811SCP-844SCP-847SCP-899SCP-924SCP-930 EntitySCP-932SCP-956SCP-965SCP-966SCP-973-2SCP-974SCP-1051SCP-1060SCP-1111-1SCP-1120SCP-1145SCP-1299-1SCP-1316SCP-1337SCP-1451SCP-1471-ASCP-1499-1SCP-1701SCP-1749-2SCP-1897SCP-1913SCP-1919-1SCP-1972-BSCP-2014SCP-2059SCP-2254SCP-2315-1SCP-2363-ASCP-2396-BSCP-2401-AlphaSCP-2419-ASCP-2424SCP-2427-3SCP-2522SCP-2611-1SCP-2901SCP-2940-BSCP-2999SCP-3008-2SCP-3019-ASCP-3114SCP-3166SCP-3280SCP-3388SCP-3428SCP-3631-1SCP-3786SCP-3785-1SCP-3838-8SCP-3860SCP-4162SCP-4166-2SCP-4187-1SCP-4231-ASCP-4310SCP-4434SCP-4670SCP-4680SCP-4812-ESCP-4924-ASCP-4959 (SCP-4959-A)SCP-4975SCP-5045-1SCP-5935-1SCP-6076SCP-6198SCP-6618-ASCP-6661-1SCP-6979SCP-7110-2SCP-7533SCP-7579SCP-7725-CSCP-7785SCP-7840SCP-7983SCP-8999

Keter SCPs
Past and FutureThe PrototypeSCP-017SCP-019-2SCP-029SCP-035SCP-058SCP-060-AlphaSCP-076-2SCP-090SCP-106SCP-140-ASCP-149SCP-165SCP-204-1SCP-231-1SCP-280SCP-307SCP-352SCP-354 EntitiesSCP-363SCP-339SCP-427-1SCP-435-2SCP-469SCP-575SCP-582SCP-589SCP-610SCP-682SCP-718SCP-752-1SCP-783SCP-823SCP-835SCP-939SCP-940SCP-953SCP-968SCP-1000SCP-1048 (SCP-1048 Duplicates)SCP-1128SCP-1155SCP-1322-ASCP-1368-1SCP-1447-1SCP-1500SCP-1736SCP-1739SCP-1765SCP-1788-1SCP-1790SCP-1984-01SCP-2030-1SCP-2075SCP-2191-1SCP-2191-2SCP-2191-3SCP-2200-2SCP-2316 EntitySCP-2317-KSCP-2399SCP-2385SCP-2408-4SCP-2439SCP-2440SCP-2490SCP-2521SCP-2747SCP-2774-ASCP-2803-ASCP-2807SCP-2846-ASCP-2852SCP-2863SCP-2877SCP-2935 EntitySCP-2950SCP-3002SCP-3003-2SCP-3004-1SCP-3007 EntitySCP-3033SCP-3125SCP-3167SCP-3199SCP-3288 (Emperor Maximilian)SCP-3333-1SCP-3340SCP-3456SCP-3503SCP-3643SCP-3799SCP-3760SCP-3997SCP-4105-BSCP-4205SCP-4290SCP-4293SCP-4315-2SCP-4335SCP-4666SCP-4715SCP-4812-KSCP-4833SCP-4840-BSCP-4856SCP-4885SCP-4886SCP-4910SCP-4947SCP-5049-ASCP-5167SCP-5172SCP-5267-ASCP-5284SCP-5423SCP-5598SCP-5653SCP-5659SCP-5683SCP-5761-1SCP-6004SCP-6013SCP-6096SCP-6426SCP-6427SCP-6448SCP-6455SCP-6596SCP-6789SCP-6810SCP-7219SCP-7380SCP-7436SCP-7569SCP-7776-ASCP-7932

Apollyon SCPs
When Day BreaksSCP-3999SCP-6820-ASCP-7853

Thaumiel SCPs
SCP-122-2SCP-3000SCP-4884SCP-5001-A

Esoteric SCPs
SCP-UBUSCP-2085-1SCP-2744SCP-2845SCP-3396SCP-3700-2SCP-3895SCP-4444SCP-4755SCP-4971-▽SCP-5004-ASCP-5034SCP-5651-1SCP-5346 EntitySCP-INTEGERSCP-6004SCP-6061-1SCP-6666SCP-6747-CSCP-6987SCP-7450SCP-7660

Explained SCPs
SCP-012-EXSCP-1548-EXSCP-1933-EXSCP-5025-1

Neutralized/Decommissioned SCPs
SCP-083-DSCP-531-DSCP-1682SCP-2480-1SCP-3999SCP-4290SCP-5002SCP-5277SCP-5281-DSCP-5739SCP-6097SCP-6373SCP-6624-1SCP-6624-2SCP-6624-3SCP-7115-ASCP-7404

Joke SCPs
SCP-049-JSCP-729-JSCP-777-JSCP-8==D-JSCP-900-JSCP-1344-JSCP-1981-JSCP-2103-JSCP-4055-JSCP-7475-JSCP-SCP-J

International SCPs
Spanish Branch
SCP-ES-008SCP-ES-045SCP-ES-081SCP-ES-113SCP-ES-138SCP-ES-150SCP-ES-156SCP-ES-156-1SCP-ES-266SCP-ES-307SCP-ES-4991-J

French Branch
SCP-003-FRSCP-006-FRSCP-023-FRSCP-025-FRSCP-054-FRSCP-060-FRSCP-075-FRSCP-089-FRSCP-096-FRSCP-109-FRSCP-115-FRSCP-165-FRSCP-174-FRSCP-181-FRSCP-218-FR

German Branch
SCP-015-DE-JSCP-063-DESCP-069-DESCP-077-DESCP-149-DE-ASCP-173-DE

Italian Branch
SCP-002-IT-JSCP-013-ITSCP-015-ITSCP-022-ITSCP-053-IT-2SCP-055-ITSCP-198-IT

Japanese Branch
SakuranushiSCP-002-JP-EXSCP-███-JPSCP-030-JPSCP-036-JP EntitiesSCP-058-JPSCP-070-JP-2SCP-173-JPSCP-192-JP-1SCP-262-JP-ASCP-268-JPSCP-272-JP-2SCP-279-JPSCP-291-JP-1SCP-361-JPSCP-373-JPSCP-444-JPSCP-471-JP-1SCP-489-JPSCP-565-JPSCP-682-JP-JSCP-683-JPSCP-835-JPSCP-835-JP-JSCP-910-JPSCP-981-JPSCP-1004-JPSCP-1035-JP EntitySCP-1326-JP-KSCP-1801-JPSCP-2455-JPSCP-2901-JP-1SCP-3122-JP

Korean Branch
SCP-056-KOSCP-444-KO-5SCP-750-KO

Russian Branch
SCP-1026-RUSCP-1030-RU EntitiesSCP-1062-RUSCP-1069-RUSCP-1084-RUSCP-1098-RU-1SCP-1109-RUSCP-1306-RUSCP-1366-RUSCP-1966-RUSCP-3321-RU-J

Chinese Branch
SCP-CN-023SCP-CN-586SCP-CN-801SCP-CN-972SCP-CN-1101SCP-CN-1827

Traditional Chinese Branch
SCP-ZH-024SCP-ZH-111SCP-ZH-270SCP-ZH-282SCP-ZH-533SCP-ZH-613SCP-ZH-684SCP-ZH-60053-J

Thai Branch
SCP-003-THSCP-009-THSCP-016-THSCP-025-THSCP-043-THSCP-053-THSCP-072-THSCP-087-THSCP-099-TH-1SCP-111-TH-2SCP-206-TH-3SCP-206-TH-4SCP-222-TH-JSCP-345-THSCP-400-TH-1SCP-456-THSCP-495-THSCP-577-THSCP-666-THSCP-707-THSCP-728-THSCP-747-THSCP-878-TH-2SCP-901-THSCP-903-THSCP-925-TH

Portuguese Branch
SCP-045-PT-J EntitiesSCP-050-PTSCP-101-PT-6SCP-124-PT-A

Ukrainian Branch
SCP-031-UASCP-071-UA-1SCP-077-UASCP-086-UASCP-089-UASCP-110-UA-1SCP-113-UASCP-114-UASCP-170-UA-2SCP-692-UA-J

SCP-001 Proposals
SCP-001 (The Council)SCP-001 (The Database)SCP-001 (Atonement)SCP-001 (Past and Future)SCP-001 (The Prototype)SCP-001 (The Factory)SCP-001 (The Scarlet King)SCP-001 (The Way It Ends)SCP-001 (The Black Moon)SCP-001-A1 (The Preserver)SCP-001 (When Day Breaks) (SCP-001-A)

Canonical SCP Beings
AbsenceAdam el AsemAlagaddansAnnouncerApakhtAuthorsBlinkersBrothers DeathChildren of the NightEndFaeriesHe-Who-Made-DarkHe-Who-Made-LightMalidramagiuanNeon GodNeverwerePattern ScreamersQueen MabSCP-5000-█StridersStudio GuardiansTherionUnclean

Old Gods
Black MoonCarnegiasCrocosquidThe FactoryHanged KingHe Who Walks Beneath DreamsHr'sthnpolJeserLord GoranMa'tolMolochSaturn DeerScarlet KingSCP-682SCP-2845SCP-3000SCP-3004-1SCP-4315-2SCP-4947SCP-4950SCP-4971-▽TeranThothTitaniaViolet QueenVerdant MageVoruteutXiolt-laYaldabaothZsar Magoth

Old Gods' Servants
Adytum's Wake (Cornelius P. Bodfel III)Ambassador of AlagaddaArchonsBLACKSTARBobble the ClownChosen of GodChildren of the Scarlet King (Elder Rockwell, John Yttoric)Church of the Broken God (Robert Bumaro, Trunnion, Hedwig)Daevites (Orvo, Lror, Ydax)Fifth Church (Celebration 'Big Cheese' Horace)Grand Karcist IonJames AndersonMr. ReddSCP-035SCP-076-2SCP-096SCP-2852SCP-3456SCP-3700-2SCP-3785-1SCP-4231-A

Personages
Adam el AsemBlack QueenCalvin LucienCarl FraserCornelius P. Bodfel IIICynthia CordierD-3826D-4986D-7294dadoDaniel DeVornDr. DämmerDr. Elliott EmersonDr. Jack BrightDr. Madison CraggsDr. WDraga NegrescuEdwin FalkirkElijahElizabeth CrockerEnigmaENTITY-NaClOEvelyn MayEzekiel ClarkFather PatGeneral BoweGrand Karcist IonHedwigHerman FullerIris DarkJames AndersonJames FranklinJean Durand and Mátyás NemeşJoseph LowryKeeLeeKonrad WeissLaurence MichaudLeonid ChernoffLeopold ILovataarMadeleine von SchaefferMarshall Ford EverettMavra IsimeriaMilo IgorvichMikkel BorovMr. ReddMr. NightNadoxO5-0OrokOtari IosavaParis KiranPico WilsonPit SlothRandolph MetzgerRasmin YelkovRichard ChappellRobert BumaroRobert GatesRuprecht CartetRuiz DuchampRyoto HishakakuSaarnSamuel DecardSCP-2089-1's CaptorSerViper1995Simon OswaltSkitter MarshallSmiling ManThomas GrahamTravelerTrunnionUIU 1933-001Vincent Anderson

SCPs in Video Games
SCP-035SCP-049SCP-079SCP-087-1SCP-087-B EntitiesSCP-096SCP-106SCP-173SCP-178-1SCP-372SCP-513-1SCP-553SCP-682SCP-860-2SCP-939SCP-966SCP-1026-RUSCP-1048SCP-1048 DuplicatesSCP-1499-1SCP-3008-2SCP-XXXX

Disambiguation Pages
SCPSCP-001SCP-087

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