The Great White Butt

an enormous bum, the evillest bum in history. Some say the Great White Bum was a mutant bum created by a side effect of a nuclear bum launcher. Others believe it was around for years. In his book, 'Chariots of the Bums', Eric Von Dunnycan (fictional) claimed that it was a space traveller. It was forcibly removed from Earth by Zack Freeman, who sent it blasting into space.